I gotta tell you Kermit, it’s actually remarkably easy being green.
Bachelor number one, if you were going to wine me and dine me, to which pond would you take me?
Timmy, we agreed, it’s my turn to be the Lone Ranger with the black mask, you get to be Tonto today.
Redheads do have more fun, don’t they Ricky?
Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … another egret with no map.
As cousin Spock said: ““Curious, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.”
All I need now is my own cartoon and theme song. Where are the Warner Brothers when you need them?
No, this isn’t Sesame Street. I’m not a muppet. But a cookie would be nice.