They will never understand us. We’re not really geese, we’re shelducks, and we don’t honk, we sing.

They will never understand us. We’re not really geese, we’re shelducks, and we don’t honk, we sing.
So what if I’m not a bird, I live in Port Saint Lucie and I fly, so get over it. And here’s a secret . . .
Oh, Boris, I can’t believe we live in such a nice neighborhood . . .
So this pelican waddles into a bar and says . . .
They say laughter is the best medicine and I agree. I am the healthiest bird you will ever see.