Coco, you’re right, “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And I’m proof of that.

Coco, you’re right, “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And I’m proof of that.
The only thing prettier than me is me and my reflection!!
And if I can get a dozen more Mary Kay sales this month, I’ll get a matching Cadillac.
For the umpteenth time, I have shorter legs than the silly Flamingo and I’m far more beautiful!
I’m going incognito because I’m under cover, so at least here I blend in and no one can see me. Right?
A new year, and so far things are looking rosy from here.
For the umpteenth time, I am not now and never have been a riveter.
Wait, Isn’t this the Mary Kay sales meeting?
With this profile, do you think anyone will recognize me?
Yup, I’m pink under here too. My beauty is more than feather deep.