Mae West was right, this is emotion in motion.
Honey, what’s taking you so long. It’s our special night.
Sorry dear, I asked, but the honeymoon suite wasn’t available. A couple of Herons got it.
Hey, every girl has a bad feather day and this is mine.
ANOTHER HAWK WEEK
I know, I know, what was I thinking. I should have brought the pickup to get this home.
As Uncle Darth would say, “You don’t know the power of the dark side!”
Hey snail, ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya?
Silly egret, don’t even think of landing on this tree. Mine means mine and I have the talons to insure it.
All you can eat Seafood Thursday. Bring on the escargots!
George Carlin was right, “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” That’s why I am the silent type.