C’mon, c’mon, move faster clock, it’s TGIF and I’m meeting the gang for happy hour.

C’mon, c’mon, move faster clock, it’s TGIF and I’m meeting the gang for happy hour.
So you say you take yoga. Anyone can do a tree pose on the floor. Try it on the rim of a gutter.
Dude, if I wanted a wingman, I pick someone bigger than you, although you do sing nicely.
You clowns know that I have you outgunned. So back off!!
Yeah, I’m talking to you!!
What can I tell you, I’m the Don Rickles of the avian world. Live with it.
Look, you big black feathered beast, this is my tree so get the heck out of here, do you hear me!!
“Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination”
So let me introduce myself, I’m a baby Bald Eagle. And do remember what day this is.