Yeah, I’m talking to you!!
What can I tell you, I’m the Don Rickles of the avian world. Live with it.
Look, you big black feathered beast, this is my tree so get the heck out of here, do you hear me!!
“Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination”
So let me introduce myself, I’m a baby Bald Eagle. And do remember what day this is.