I have to look good in the pulpit every Sunday, and let me tell you, it takes work!

I have to look good in the pulpit every Sunday, and let me tell you, it takes work!
I may be little but you have to admit, I have a great voice . . .
So I’m thinking of going blond. What do you think? Great idea?
And to think, you wrote a song just about me. I’m flattered. One problem, I am boy you dummy.