The Metropolitan Opera auditions are next week. Look out Pavarotti.
I know, I know, I’ll save you the trouble of asking:
Sorry, gotta fly. Have to get ready for my big gig tonight. Stop by and check me out.
My favorite song? Do you really have to ask?
They say laughter is the best medicine and I agree. I am the healthiest bird you will ever see.
Eat your heart out Astaire, and you too, Gene Kelly. You try tap dancing up here.
Like my pal George said, “Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.”
So she says “Let’s go the opera.” Moliere was right, “Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.”
Sing it with me: Off we go into the wild blue yonder, Climbing high into the sun.
Hon, Elton and the boys and I are going out, ’cause Saturday night’s alright for fighting, and a few beers as well.