So listen kids, those odd looking beasts up there are people. They can’t fly and talk a lot. Avoid them.
Okay, little guy, I’ll race you to the end of the pond. Ready? Loser buys the first round.
I know I put that key in here somewhere. Come on, where are you?
You may call me a Moorhen but I prefer to be called Othello.
I keep telling you, things are looking up. Now do you believe me?