I swear, the next time he tells me “the more the merrier” with kids, I am going to strangle him.
I know you don’t agree, but those sweet chicks definitely look like my side of the family.
I know you’ve been trying to conceive for a month without luck. Why not give me a try?
Bruno, I’ll tell you again, this is not yoga and it certainly is not a supported shoulder stand pose.
The Cirque du Soleil auditions are in two weeks and we have some serious work to do on this routine.
Not that one, the other one. How long have you been working on this nest with me?!
It may be a wetland, but with my new Secret Under Wing antiperspirant, I’m dry as a bone.
I have to get home quickly, she could be laying eggs any second now.
So if they ask, we’ll just say we are playing Piggy-Back. They won’t know any different, right?
I never thought finding the perfect gift for her would be this hard.