Hey Pavaroti, let’s hear you try this aria!

Hey Pavaroti, let’s hear you try this aria!
Ah, the beauty of the night and the beauty of you, so . . .
Why would you say that? I have a beautiful voice!
NOTE: Since we love having National This Week and National That Day, I have declared this coming week to be Bird-Of-The-Day.com DUCK WEEK!
Okay, if I can’t see them, then it stands to reason they can’t see me. Right?
Oh, Joy! The critics say I have the voice of that great diva, Florence Foster Jenkins!
Ignore the sunset, this is all about ME!!