It’s the weekend, and mom said I could go out and play. What’s play?
Am I not the cutest thing you have ever seen? Okay, so all babies are.
Look, I’m not a chicken and this is not a road so don’t ask stupid questions.
“Hey Stretch, how’s the weather up there?” “Beat it shorty.”
They say laughter is the best medicine and I agree. I am the healthiest bird you will ever see.
Mirror, mirror on the pond, that’s sure the face of which I’m fond.