Well, dad always said to keep a stiff upper beak. Useful advice for a woodpecker, eh?

Well, dad always said to keep a stiff upper beak. Useful advice for a woodpecker, eh?
Hey FLICKR, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers Dewey, Cheatem and Howe about your trademark infringement.
Never mind those red-bellied birds, I am the best looking woodpecker in this wetland. And I sing