Don’t you love it when we can duck out of work early?

Don’t you love it when we can duck out of work early?
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then you really have something good looking. If it is one of us!
Ah, sunsets, things of great beauty but also of metaphor.
Now this is a proper one legged tree pose, in every way.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin to ME!?
I can’t believe how hard it is for me to duck a meeting.
Mirror, mirror on the floor, you may sing my praises more.
Let’s see: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose! Hey, I’m a goose?
What do you mean, I’m not a duck? I look around and all I see are ducks, so I must be one, right?
You’ll love this one: So this human waddles into the marsh and says . . .