Hermann Hesse was right: “Within you, there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time and be yourself.”
Ernie, you said there were going to be two hot chicks. I’m not seeing it.
Don’t talk to me about TGIF when I have to be at work by 7 A.M.
Listen, big guy, I really, truly appreciate your being my bestie. In fact . . .
I’m thinking this weather vane career was a bad choice.
Hey, it isn’t just any bird that brings his own utensil to the soup buffet.
I know it’s hard when the other raptors don’t respect you, but . . .
What can I say, Joey always was a little bit backward. That’s why we try and keep him hidden.
Kazantzakis was right: Happiness is a simple everyday miracle, like water, and we are not aware of it. Well I am, are you?
And if I stick my head down here, the world disappears and I am invisible.