Hey, dude with the camera, we are NOT roosting and we are definitely NOT chickens. Got it?

Hey, dude with the camera, we are NOT roosting and we are definitely NOT chickens. Got it?
I have to say, I truly, deeply, entirely hate mornings. But . . .
I’m here for the audition. Someone said they are remaking Pretty in Pink.
With this lighting I look positively heavenly. Maybe I can work that into my sermon.
Man, I hate blind dates. And Joey did say she has a great birdonality. Talons crossed.
Nothing beats a morning stroll. Well except the buffet breakfast they serve here.
It truly is hard being this beautiful. And all the boys just sing the same song.
“So Doc, then he says to me he’s leaving and won’t say why.”
“Just relax and breathe. Why do you think he left?”
Man, who thought the line would be this long for Taylor Swift concert tickets. She is a bird, you know.
Hey you down there. Yeah, you apple snail . . .