Next time I just get a periscope. Getting information out of this big blue guy is like pulling beaks.
Look, you big black feathered beast, this is my tree so get the heck out of here, do you hear me!!
As Arnold might say, “Hasta la vista, Baby.”
And if I can get a dozen more Mary Kay sales this month, I’ll get a matching Cadillac.
Dumb egret almost crashes into me and then says, “Don’t get your feathers ruffled.” Seriously?
I hope that dinner’s ready, I’m starving. Wait, was I supposed to pick up takeout?
You gotta love a good salad bar, eh, Rusty? And this one has no line.
Tippi, dear, Mr. Hitchcock says you have to come out of your trailer now. Don’t make us get angry.
Whoever said three wings was better than two needs a lesson in engineering!!
Of course I’m Black crowned. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? (Groucho Marx)