You’ve got to ask yourself a question: ‘do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, grub?
I know the 4th is coming, so once again, I’m a red wing, not a Redcoat!
Being a house sitter is a pretty good gig if you can get it.
Where the hell is Air Traffic Control when you need them?
Sometimes you just have to stand out in a crowd to be noticed.
Okay Saint Louis I can handle, but Arizona at this time of year. No way, get a new mascot!!
I’m going incognito because I’m under cover, so at least here I blend in and no one can see me. Right?
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh lord, oh lord.
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .
Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … another egret with no map.